We don't like Disney.

Many believe that my husband and I are big fans of Disney. Some seem to think that we've been to Disneyland 8 times in the 8 years we've been married. Others feel that I've been in love with the movie Alice in Wonderland (from 1951) and the characters portrayed in the movie since I was little. Many assume Adam must love The Little Mermaid. I'm not exactly sure what led people to believe these things, but I'm here to set the record straight.

We do not like Disney.

We're not big fans of the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Like I said, I don't like Alice. At all. 

I do not think this little Alice holding a tiny Mickey ear ornament (in purple, my favorite color) is absolutely darling. 

Adam doesn't much care for The Little Mermaid. He says he's seen better.

I don't really like Chip and Dale. They're definitely not some of my favorite characters. And it's absurd to think that I have a Disneyland Paris ornament with Chip and Dale on it from my best friend's visit to Europe in 2006.

We can't stand the iconic Tinker Bell.

We don't think much of Beauty and the Beast. And I certainly don't have the entire movie, including songs, memorized.

And above all, we absolutely abhor Mickey Mouse. He does not make me smile. At all. And he is not the sweetest character ever created.

I think you can now clearly see that we don't like Disney.

I hope there's no more confusion.